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???? INSTANT EQUITY ALERT: This Is the Deal of the Year (and That’s No Hype) ????
Why settle for overhyped, overpriced, and underwhelming when you can grab a like-new luxury condo in one of DC’s most desirable neighborhoods—and get built-in equity on Day One?
Let’s cut through the fluff. Here are the Top 10 No-Nonsense Reasons this property crushes anything else on the market right now:
1. Instant Equity, No Catch – Similar boutique units in Dupont Circle are pushing $525K+—if you can even find one available. This one? Priced to move, without the new construction markup.
2. Barely Touched – Just over a year old and gently lived in. The stovetop? Used exactly twice: once during the home inspection, once before listing. That’s it.
3. For the Buyer with Taste – Sophisticated finishes, clean lines, and a modern aesthetic for someone with high standards.
4. Metro-Friendly Location – A short walk to the Dupont Metro puts the entire city at your fingertips. Restaurants, shops, and culture—all close by.
5. Luxury Finishes, No Corners Cut – Calacatta quartz counters, sleek European cabinetry, designer Italian appliances. This place was built to impress.
6. Spa-Worthy Bath – Frameless walk-in shower, ample space, and high-end materials make it more than a bathroom—it’s a private retreat.
7. A Real Bedroom – Queen bed? Nightstands? Desk? All fit comfortably.
8. Closet Goals – Custom-built closet organizer maximizes space and minimizes clutter.
9. Smart Layout – Open concept where it matters, defined spaces where it counts. Living, dining, and kitchen flow beautifully.
10. Safe, Secure, and Solid – Controlled access for peace of mind, and a seller who’s taken meticulous care of this rare gem.
And here’s the twist:
This is the kind of deal investors dream about. The price, the finishes, the location—it checks all the boxes. But they’re out of luck.
This unit is only available to live-in buyers.
So if you’ve been waiting for a deal that combines unbeatable value with everyday luxury, this is your moment.
Investor-level value. Homeowner-only access.
But fair warning: deals like this never wait around. If you’re serious, act accordingly.